Breakfast in Livermore

I'm eating at a diner and every single other customer in here is a character.

There's (cue the music) "inconsiderate cellphone guy". This man thinks everyone loves to hear his conversation. He's wrong.

Then there is the man who has been sitting in his seat staring at the menu for the past 27 minutes. It's a breakfast menu, not War and Peace.

Then there's a 50+ year old guy with long crimped reddish blonde hair... with gray roots. He looks a bit like Andy Gibb if Andy held onto his late 70's look, but not his youth.

Lastly we have two über cool dudes. They are wearing their sunglasses because this indoor lighting is just torture - or they both just had their pupils dialated. The most annoying thing about these two is their laugh. Omg. Basically take the most retarded guffah you can imagine and now multiply it by twelve. It reminds me of Lewis Black when he said he wanted to jam a spoon up his ass to distract his mind from the audible pain. :)

Just thought I'd bring you all with me to breakfast.