"Does she have consciousness?"

Not the words you want to hear as you're walking out of the men's locker room onto the gym floor but that's what I heard this morning before I looked over to find a woman lying in her own vomit on the floor.  It was so great.  She did, in fact, have consciousness.  My guess is she overdid it juuuuuuust a bit.  Everything in moderation, honey.