Friday, November 14, 2008

Lyric of the Day

The lyrics look annoying to read, but the song is awesome.  It's a women's A Cappella group. I'm so making a ringtone from it for a certain person.  I'll let you figure out who and which lines will be included in the ringtone...

No Shoes by The Roches

I had no shoes and I complained until I met a man who had no feet - that’s really beat
I had no feet and I complained until I met a man who had no knees - that was his disease
I had no knees and I complained until I met a man and you know what - he had no butt
I had no butt and I complained about it all and then I met a man who had no balls
I had no balls and I complained until I met a man who had no guts, no balls, no butt, and now no guts
I had no guts and I complained until I met a man who had no heart - the most important part
I had no heart and I complained I did not understand and then I met a man who had no hands
I had no hands and I complained until I met a man who was a wreck - he had no neck
I had no neck and I complained until I met a man who had no chin - some folks lose, some folks win
I had no chin and I complained until I met a man who had no nose - that really blows
I had no nose and I complained until I met a man who never cries - he had no eyes
I had no eyes and I complained until I met a man who felt no pain - he had no brain
I had no brain and I complained until I met a man who had no head - as good as dead
I had no head and I complained until I met a man who had no hair - there was nothing there
I had no hair and I complained until I met a man who had no hat - picture that, not even a hat
I had no hat and I complained until I met a man who had no sky - no reason why
I had no sky and I complained until I met a man who had no stars, no venus or mars, and not any stars
I had no stars and I complained until I met a man who had no God - that’s rather odd
I had no God and I complained until I met a man who had no faith - nothing just in case
I had no faith and I complained until I met a man who had no love - nothing to dream of
I had no love and I complained until I met a man who had no hope - at the end of his rope
I had no hope and I complained until I met a man who had no luck - that really sucks
I had no luck and I complained that I had nothing left to lose and then I met a man who had no shoes.

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