The Blow Job Memos

I think what Clinton should have done was have some attorneys at the Justice Department write up a couple memos saying that it's ok to lie about getting a blowjob from an intern while still President and still married. That and he should have had the words "Top secret" tattooed on his penis so he could have claimed executive privilege.

Remember this: Lie about a blowjob under oath, get impeached. Break international law, lie about it to the American people ("We don't torture people in America"), get attorneys to drum up some legal cover for you, destroy any dissenting legal opinions (watch the videos below), torture and kill over 100 people? No problem.

As you watch these below, keep one thing in mind: The interviewer is without argument a liberal. The interviewee is a former Bush administration official and trusted advisor to Condoleezza Rice.

Where's Ken Starr when you need him? Oh yeah. He's busy over here in CA arguing to ensure that I don't have the right to get married.

Part 1



Part 2