God, Please Save Me From Your Followers

Sigh. This would be humorous if the guy was kidding, but he's serious. He's also cute and sounds Dutch. As a fellow dutchman (just with a whole lot more brain cells), I'd like to publicly offer to instruct him on the ins and outs of sex with men. If you can't get enough, you should check out his very instructional video about why condoms don't help prevent HIV. As usual, the more religious they are, the more obsessed with sex they are. If you'll parden the pun, I wonder which comes first?