Weird Horoscopes

So next week's travel horoscope for me:

Pisces Weekly Travel Horoscope
Mon, Jun 15 - Sun, Jun 21

Since when did you become a travel guide? It's probably just your usual helpful nature, so as the week begins, don't be surprised to find yourself handing out traveling tips and tricks to a crew of grateful fellow explorers. You could use a break from fretting over your own itinerary. Midweek finds you full of yourself, but in a good way. You're all energy, and your trip is about to produce the sort of self-perspective and transformation that all great journeys should. The later days of the week could find you a little bewildered and beside yourself (handcuff yourself to those bags if you don't want to absent-mindedly misplace them!), but the weekend should bring you back to your centered, sensitive self. A romantic dinner would make the perfect finale.

And here's today's Horoscope:

Be open to change today and you may uncover new gems. These changes don't have to be extreme; they could be as simple as hitting a new neighborhood for lunch. You may discover an authentic Szechuan restaurant that doesn't use MSG and whose fiery hot and sour soup lives up to its reputation."

So the weird part is, I read that last horoscope as I was putting down my spoon from an authentic Szechuan restaurant's hot and sour soup in downtown Walnut Creek (an area I've yet to eat lunch in since I started my job in Lafayette). Anyone hear the twilight zone theme? I am.